Banned from zoo.
Again?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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