I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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