I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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