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Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How does one acquire holy water?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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