im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Operation Purity has been aborted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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