I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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