a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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