It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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