Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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