I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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