you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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