we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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