i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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