Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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