When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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