Its about making memories worth repressing
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize