I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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