he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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