THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
There are leaves in my underwear?
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