Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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