She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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