I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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