ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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