ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.