I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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