MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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