If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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