This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My ass is underappreciated
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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