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say what?
wanna hang out?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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