ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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