She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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