I just made out with a guy for $7.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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