At least make sure they are 18
Why
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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