I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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