Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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