You're completely useless in the revolution.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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