Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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