so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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