Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Come see our sink grown plant.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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