WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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