She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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