she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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