i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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