there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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