Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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