Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm jealous of your bromance
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Edward fifth and chaser hands
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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