I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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