I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Randomize
