she looked like the before picture.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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