I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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