That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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