He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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