I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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