So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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