How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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