batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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