so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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