You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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