dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I need water and some morals
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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