Having a random hookup so left but love u
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You need a sexual gate keeper
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
